idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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