If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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