He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I need to stop coming to work sober
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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