That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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