Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
