Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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