Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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