Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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