I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Randomize
