After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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