So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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