so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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