I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
