I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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