Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
COCAINE IS GR8
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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