so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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