Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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