and you said cock pushups were impossible
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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