YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Randomize
