I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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