i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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