Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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