So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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