Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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