I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
my penis made a compromise with my morals
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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