guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Someone shattered a urinal.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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