i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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