I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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