I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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