So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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