People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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