like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Also, beer. Big fan.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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