Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
worst night to have a conscience
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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