I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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