So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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