Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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