we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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