woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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