I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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