And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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