that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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