"it" just moved
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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