Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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