I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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