My room smells like vodka and shame
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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