Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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