My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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