just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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