This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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