shes about as inviting as chlamydia
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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