I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I supernannyed him into submission
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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