Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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