I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My nipple is on Facebook.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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