Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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