I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hate all girls vehemently.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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