Are we in a gay sports bar?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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